You have something that doesn't belong to you. What is it?I have an annoying blister on my toe, though it should belong to Lulu. She let me borrow it under the premise of fun times and coco puffs. She lied.

What genre of book do you read when you have time to read a book for pleasure?I like to read books about the pleasure one gets when they let a really good fart go in a public place. Unfortunately the only one I can find is "Public fartings and other passings of gas" By: Peace McFleece

Is it ok to Febreze your dirty laundry and re-wear it if you're in a hurry? It's only okay to spray aerosol deodorant on it.

What kind of car do you drive? If you don't drive, what kind of car would you like to drive?I drive a mushroom shaped hobo-wagon. That is my dream car, nothing else.
What is something that you could not possibly go without in your daily routine?Scraping the fungus off the underbelly of society.

What was your first job? Did you like it?Traffic girl to the Jolly Rogers stars. I directed them to their spots. It was tedious to say the least.

Is it alright for a man to wear a pink shirt in public?Only if his name is Stewart. Stewart or Skipper.

What would you describe your nationality as?Hobo with a bit of sour cream.

You're at the movie theater, and you are going to buy some overpriced item from the concession stand-- what one thing do you buy?The girl named Lorna who sold me my buttered popcorn.

What is a phobia that you believe you have?Waking up and being fired from the blister removal factory where I spend my days.

Thank you to anyone that participates.
~Jack